POWER COUPLE

I realized I’ve made kind of a Robron Rainbow in the past few months.

So, I tried to look at them all so I could decide what colors I should next work in.

sugdenstyles:

And then there’s you. No one’s ever come close. And they never will.

dropovers:

me? being someone’s type? unrealistic

robertisanidiot:

all i want is a confirmation baby seb is involved in the wedding and wearing a baby tux

nooneelsecomesclose17:

robron-til-the-end:

nooneelsecomesclose17:

Some people: Hope there’s no drama at the wedding

Me: Give me all the drama.

Me: Give me all sweetness and light and fluff and love until they’ve signed the marriage license.

Then let me enjoy watching Lachlan burn the building to the ground while robron cry over losing each other. I’d be here for that shit.

Oh yes, they have to be married first!

Behold, the worst written line of all time:

amren-tiny-ancient-one:

this-darkness-light:

hypotheticalwriterquestions:

spaceshipkat:

piefacemcgee:

caedmonfaith:

dayofthedoodles:

caedmonfaith:

pirouetteintopurgatory:

therealfeedback:

iheartmoonlight:

negativereader:

Aro laughed. “Ha ha ha,” he giggled.

-Stephenie Meyer New Moon

Excuse me but

“His voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel… or something.”

-EL James Fifty Shades of Gray

Fifty Shades is a treasure trove of terrible lines.

“I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of the Communist Manifesto.”

“His erection springs free. Holy cow!”

“Holy crap! He’s wearing a white shirt.”

The fact it used to be Twilight fanfiction really comes through when you actually look up some of the text.

“His eyebrows widened”

– E.L. James; Fifty Shades of Grey

This post always makes me feel better about myself.

I stopped my work day so I could make this stupid gif.

I nearly peed.

YOU ASSHOLE I ALMOPST CHOKED ON MY APPLE JUST NOW

“velvet-wrapped steel”

ac0maf by sj/m

And who could forget

“Do I afraid you?” said Christian, licking his eyebrow.

There is yet hope for me

Now i am infinitely more confident in my writing thanks to this

nooneelsecomesclose17:

*Whispers into the void*

Wedding siege

quotemadness:

“I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is gone, they will be forced to deal with pain.”

— James Baldwin (via quotemadness)

charitydingle:

still can’t get past us breaking down here. of all places. yeah, right. i reckon you set it up. you rigged it last time, do you remember? yeah, course. it was the first time we… kissed.