state-of-nature:

me to me: you stress me out

apiratenhisprincess:

rosewater1997:

wheres the love of my life wtf!!! i got things i want to do with them tf

SO MUCH WORD TO THIS. seriously.

sapphireswimming:

ubercharge:

siketreeker:

showerthoughtsofficial:

People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?

Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.

i can’t stop fucking laughing at the thought of squirrels sinning so much in the mortal plane that they have to be sent to squirrel hell to atone

They know that the bird feeder isn’t meant for them

goldessein:

It took me 23 years to realize there’s absolutely nothing wrong with being shy and not being much of a talker around people I just met.