the one wedding i really need happening on ed this year is sam’s and lydia’s. and the only drama that should happen on that day is sam losing
their rings and getting the whole village to help him find them and bernice and
kerry thinking that lydia did a runner because she hasn’t come to get her hair
and make up done only to find her in the church doing some last minute cleaning
and since they are definitely gonna choreograph their
own first dance, i need sam freaking out before the ceremony because he can’t
remember the steps and wanting to repeat them again with lydia. but the
whole dingle clan is refusing to let him go see her (because you can’t see a
bride before the ceremony), so lydia teaches robert the steps who then goes over them with sam, because robert somehow became sam’s best man and it’s his job to prevent the groom from having a complete freakout
and in the end sam and lydia are happily married and everyone is having a great time
@thisdamndesire casually messaging me like ‘If Ed is the face from the past maybe Jessie will be revealed to be his Mom’ like that one sentence wouldn’t shake me to my fucking core 😱😱😱😱