ALSO I FOR ONE AM ALL EARS TO HEAR WHAT AARON “WE DON’T HAVE A SONG” “I DONT DO SPEECHES” “I MADE THE MOST ROMANTIC SPEECH OF THE 20TH OR 21ST CENTURY JUST A FEW MONTHS AGO” DINGLE, HAVING BEEN GIVEN TIME AND PREPARATION TO ACTUALLY WRITE HIS OWN VOWS, IS GONNA FUCKIN SAY WHEN HE’S STOOD UP ON THAT LITTLE FAIRY LIGHT COVERED GAZEBO THING