I’d love for you to make me wonder where it’s going
I’d love for you to pull me under something’s growing
Out of this that we can control baby, I am dyin’ Why can’t I breathe whenever I think about you? Why can’t I speak whenever I talk about you?
My god think of all the interactions with the villagers he’d have. I’d die honestly. Tooooo much opportunity for Robert sassiness—it would be overwhelming. Plus I already love Matty and Robert scenes. I need it.
If Robert were my bartender I would quickly develop a drinking problem.
I always wanted Charity to sell her shares of the Woolpack to Robert so Chas and Robert had to be business partners at the pub. Nothing would make me happier.
Also, what you said, Robert behind the bar? It would be GOLDEN.