How many brain cells have you lost since joining Tumblr

Bold of you to assume I had any to begin with

#when you know he’s secretly scheming

I love the Emmerdale way of getting jobs.

“Would you like a job with good pay and a house?”

“Yes, please!”

charlemane:

i’m still PISSED about harry potter leaving draco to die because “oh boo hoo there aren’t enough seats in this minivan someone has to stay behind” like you fool. you fucking fool. i’ve ridden to walmart and back in an 11-person shuttle seating 17 people just bc i didn’t wanna wait to get some skim milk. are you really telling me that you couldn’t put a dude in the trunk for the sake of getting away from a collapsing island? you worried about not having enough seat belts??? people died bc of your poor minivan management skills, harry

i drafted this in a blind rage immediately upon waking up today and i may have misremembered some plot points of the Harry Potter series

bijou1986:

“it’s done” – more like Aaron is done.

he is one family drama away from changing his name to Sugden

loubuggins:

Niles from The Nanny was the ultimate shipper tbh. He stayed for the long-haul.