sugden-dinglefirst:

My god think of all the interactions with the villagers he’d have. I’d die honestly. Tooooo much opportunity for Robert sassiness—it would be overwhelming. Plus I already love Matty and Robert scenes. I need it.

If Robert were my bartender I would quickly develop a drinking problem.

I always wanted Charity to sell her shares of the Woolpack to Robert so Chas and Robert had to be business partners at the pub. Nothing would make me happier. 

Also, what you said, Robert behind the bar? It would be GOLDEN. 

*Fanfiction gods…do you hear me?*