A small part of me wants Lachlan to kidnap Robert on their wedding day, only he thinks this might be part of a joke Aaron is playing on him, like what Cain did to him on their last wedding day. But when he realises it’s Lachlan trying to cover his tracks (terribly), he tries to reason with him — while kind of critiquing his crime covering up method, because let’s be real, he can’t help himself — and maybe offering to help Lachlan in an effort to buy time and think his way out of this. (“Look, we can both walk away from this. It’s not the first time I’ve had to cover up something on my wedding day.”)
Meanwhile, Aaron gets worried when no one’s seen Robert and he’s not answering his phone. So he uses the phone tracking app that his paranoid blonde husband installed on the entire family’s phones after Aaron’s kidnapping, he’s able to track them down to what will probably be the Dingle’s barn (because no one would think to look for Robert at Whingles HQ), where he’ll hear Robert mouthing off and it’ll give him enough time to distract Lachlan and untie him, while still getting flirted with (“What?” “Nothing. Just taking a moment to appreciate you in that suit.”), before they can take him down together in some kind of big fight. And maybe by now, Cain, and Belle, and the rest of the Dingles get involved, since it’s fitting that his new family hear what happened.
Anyway, later, when everything is over Aaron insists on taking Robert to the hospital to get checked out, but he refuses because nothing is going to get in the way of their wedding day again. (“Think I’m going to wait any longer to marry you?”) So they end up getting married after all, only now with plenty of fairy lights and candles in that barn instead of all the sunlight Robert had been hoping for. But no one really minds because they’re just happy to have made it down the aisle.
give me the robron versus lachlan, robert getting badly injured and aaron desperately proposing at his hospital bedside because he’s terrified of losing robert so he wants them to make it legal second wedding storyline i deserve tbh