everything is never as it seems
hey Op, do you accept criticism
i DO accept criticism but i WILL cry
Fun fact: Ross handing the lamp to Chandler wasn’t scripted. David Schwimmer just randomly handed it to Matthew Perry. Matthew’s reaction is one hundred percent genuine.
That’s even better

Me: Alright, brain, we have two tasks to do. One of them is more time sensitive, but working on the other will be more fun. Which should I start on?
My brain: Do fucking nothing for 72 hours
Me: Understandable, have a nice day

you may ask yourself: “what the fuck is this bitch talking about?”
the answer: “not a clue baby!”













