Amanda Janes Tumblr Backup

rosetylecr:

to all the shows i still love but i stopped watching because i’m an inconstant bitch: hope you’re doing great sweetie

kleptotello:

nudityandnerdery:

For my NaNo friends if they hit a bump this month.

driftingglass:

nerdgul:

nicetobealive:

archwrites:

batcii:

people in fanfiction are so good at identifying v specific smells. I literally struggle to identify vanilla when I’m sniffing a candle labelled “VANILLA” how are these kids getting woodsmoke, rain, mint, and a whiff of byronic despair from a fuckin tshirt

Once I read a fic where they were like “he tasted like” and I’m expecting the typical formula (1 cooking ingredient + 1 natural phenomenon + “something uniquely [character name]”) but instead they said “he tasted like mouth” and it was one of the greatest fic moments of my life

click and drag to find out what your shitty fanfiction kiss tastes like

*if ur on moble screenshot it

This. Is. The funniest thing. I’ve seen. In days. Always reblog. Always reblog. Oh my gooood.

Oh and I got Cherries, Thunder and Ambition from screenshotting this.

analphebetapolothology:

I am an old person and tumblr is the porch