My god think of all the interactions with the villagers heād have. Iād die honestly. Tooooo much opportunity for Robert sassinessāit would be overwhelming. Plus I already love Matty and Robert scenes. I need it.
If Robert were my bartender I would quickly develop a drinking problem.
I always wanted Charity to sell her shares of the Woolpack to Robert so Chas and Robert had to be business partners at the pub. Nothing would make me happier.Ā
Also, what you said, Robert behind the bar? It would be GOLDEN.Ā
Weāre not good friends. Most of us never found the time
to get to know you, but that doesnāt mean we havenāt noticed you. We donāt
talk about it much, but itās no secret that Sunnydale High isnāt really
like other high schools. A lot of weird stuff happens here.
But, whenever there was a problem or something creepy happened,
you seemed to show up and stop it. Most of the people here have been saved
by you, or helped by you at one time or another. Weāre proud to say that
the Class of ā99 has the lowest mortality rate of any graduating class
in Sunnydale history.