spectrometrie:

if i get murdered i want my story to be badly reenacted in a shitty true crime show aired at 10pm on public tv

dustoid:

in the makeup aisle

Rational brain: Not only do I not wear nail polish, but even when I did, I only ever wore black and just hoarded the other 20 colors I owned without using them. It’s a complete waste of money to buy any

Crow brain: Buy pretty shiny, bring home put in nest

shacklefunk:

exchanging grammatically correct emails with adults is the most uncomfortable form of human interaction in existence

allteenhumor:

I M LIVID

prettypositivity:

trust yourself. you’ve survived a lot, and you’ll survive whatever is coming

netflix: