scrapyardboyfriends:

Got my free wedding mug today.

hiimsidd:

anti-capitalistlesbianwitch:

Don’t compliment me by insulting another woman.

DO NOT COMPLIMENT ME BY INSULTING OTHER WOMEN!!

dandalf-thegay:

jockinthegym:

Yeah sex is great and all but have you ever voted a Republican out of office?

I’m gonna need the entire country to bust a collective nut in November

getshrektboi:

waterloo is stuck in my head again and honestly I couldn’t escape if I wanted to

mothsfuzz:

THINGS TO ROMANTICIZE

– going 2 bed on time

– healthy romantic relationships

– eating without worrying about calories

– living alone

– non-traditional career paths

– loving yourself

– being old and happy

feel free to add on!!