Author: Amanda Jane

Amanda Jane is a 30-year-old writer, social media lover and pop-culture obsessed adult*. While she isn't working on her novel, she enjoys watching television shows, wondering about the YouTube business model for vloggers, movies and reading any books she can get her hands on. She might be made up of 20% coffee and 80% sarcasm. *An adult when her parents are looking.

featherywingss:

My phone at 1% battery: finally,,,,the sweet embrace of death,,,,,,my codes are clearing,,,,,,,my burdens are lifted,,,,,,,,,,,,

Me, jamming the charger in seconds before it shuts off: you’re gonna stay alive and suffer like the rest of us you lazy bitch

omgluciferluver:

So why don’t you go home and get some sleep and-? Look, I can’t. Why? Because if I am this angel of San Bernardino and I’ll go to sleep then I might do it again. Okay, well just don’t sleep then. Hold on that is an excellent plan, Detective! I’ll just never sleep again.