Amanda Jane is a 30-year-old writer, social media lover and pop-culture obsessed adult*. While she isn't working on her novel, she enjoys watching television shows, wondering about the YouTube business model for vloggers, movies and reading any books she can get her hands on. She might be made up of 20% coffee and 80% sarcasm.
*An adult when her parents are looking.
I got so sick of the cheesy Christmas playlist at work so I snuck in a version of All I Want For Christmas Is You where half way through the vocals change to Welcome To The Black Parade
Watching the customers slow down and squint in confusion is giving me life.
This is the song
Tea what the fuck I’m howling oh my god
I love you guys omf
I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES
OH
MY
FUCKING
G-D
LISTEN TO THIS BEAUTIFUL UNHOLY MESS
THIS IS GLORIOUS I DON’T KNOW WHY PEOPLE ARE FURIOUS
I can’t stop bopping
I’ve never heard “welcome to the black parade” so my brain insists on using the melody from “welcome to the cabaret” from Chicago.
I’ll be playing this for the holidays
I enjoy this greatly.
Okay but this feels like the embodiment of how I feel about Christmas this year. Its gonna be here and its gonna be festive but I’m gonna be an emo lil fuck
Do not be afraid to talk yourself up, honey. Enjoy your look, post your favourite selfies, clap for your successes, smile at your beautiful self in the mirror. It’s okay to love yourself loudly.