Critics: absolutely trash! terrible! worst few hours of my life! I wouldn’t wish this movie upon my worst enemy! take your own eyes out before watching this pitiful film!
Me: *shoving popcorn in my face* this is the greatest movie I have ever seen.
Critics: absolutely trash! terrible! worst few hours of my life! I wouldn’t wish this movie upon my worst enemy! take your own eyes out before watching this pitiful film!
Me: *shoving popcorn in my face* this is the greatest movie I have ever seen.